“Abebi is married!”

“Abebi is pregnant!”
“Abebi has put to bed!”
“Abebi has fallen breeaast!”
“Abebi is dating Ayo Olaiya!”
Abebi this, Abebi that — una no go rest?
But since you love gist, here’s the real news o!
Your girl is still doing great things, not giving birth every weekend
